"How about me?"I stood up in front of him, naked except for the black seamed stockings in the classic modelling pose of one knee slightly in front of ...he other and hands on hips.His eyes travelled over my firm, ripe breasts, each nipple adorned with a delicate gold ring, down over my flat stomach to where he could just see the top of my hairless slit."Beautiful mummy" he said almost in awe, "Are you going to put your suspender belt on?"I smiled at him lovingly, the eagerness in his eyes gave. I want to see the sheriff this instant. And I'll raise holy hell if you don't take me to him right now."Finally, the cop put down the chicken and rubbed his hands seriously with a napkin, shredding it. "He can't be disturbed." The hell he can't." I rushed past the desk. Chicken eater grabbed my arm but couldn't maintain a grasp. I stumbled down the hall, with no idea where they were. The place wasn't all that big, with only a few doors. I looked inside the open ones and pushed open the others.. “Now, lose the camisole. That’s what you have under your top, right? A camisole?”Marilyn turned back to look at me, but I just gave her a serious expression and nodded. “I can’t do that! People will see!”“Not my problem,” I told her.Marilyn gave me a dirty look, but then pulled her peasant blouse top up from her waist, and above her boobs, and then pulled her arms out of the sleeves, leaving it around her neck. She repeated this with the camisole, then managed to put her arms back in the. 16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.18. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words, "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."19. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun."These are compliments of DorsetmikeIn the convent a young girl has just reached the end of her novitiate and has an interview withMother.