Giving her a treat...I knew how to show love to my own family.We were locked in rising mutual enjoyment. Then it hit a crescendo of pleasure.“Oh you...bitches” said mum coming into the bathroom feigning shock: but already totally naked.And with no ceremony; she had her tongue probing into my willing, so acceptable arsehole and her fingers pushing straight into my wet slit.I love how my pussy and butt respond instantly to touch. No waiting. Patience is anathema to my orifices. They are my. American. Clean-cut and handsome salesman.)I was told Switzerland was pretty uptight when it came to sex. I don’t know if it depends which part of Switzerland you go to, but I found Geneva very open-minded. I travel to a different country in Western Europe every two years. I started that after university. I’m still in the closet to my parents and to people at work. I have a few sex buddies but we’re discreet. When I travel, I let my hair down (and my pants). I can get around in several. "Is that what this is, the head? It looks like a plumb."Leaning closer, Jackie kissed my glans. Once again I jerked, but she wasn't deterred. She kissed me a few more times and then looked up."It's so soft, it feels almost like rubber. Am I doing this right?" Honey, what you're doing is oh so right! I've never done anything like this before so we're going to have to learn together." Mmmm, I like that idea. Will you tell me what you like or don't like?"I groaned and nodded my head. Jackie. 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'The nun faintedTypical Newfie WeddingThis fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding. Chairs are flying and women are crying.The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle.They all are brought to the court house and all you can hear is chatter."Order in my court", screams.