I’ve already been giving this a lot of thought and was planning to talk to you about it as soon as we had a chance. So, let me explain what I’ve b...en thinking.’ ‘First, I would love to make babies with you. I love you very much and I know now that we would make excellent parents.’ I hardly got the last words out when she jumped on me and hugged me with all her might. ‘Hang on. There’s a but here that you need to hear.’ She suddenly looked worried. ‘We really can’t be officially married, at. The filing she had done, for instance, followed no known rhyme or reason and it would all have to be done again. Sooner or later management would pull the plug on her, I thought sadly, then what would she do?"Jim! Jim!"I made for the tube. I had decided that I might as well travel to the suburbs now; a decent lunch would be cheaper than in the West End and I might take the opportunity to look around a part of London I did not know very well. But then I became aware of running footsteps rapidly. As I was now unable to keep pace with mom I was being lifted and pulled into the house and the family room faster and with more urgency and speed that I could put up a white flag or reminder her of the Geneva Convention. I was a prisoner of a very crafty, superior force that I was not to question or resist there instructions.Mom set on the couch pulling me to her knee at a 45 degree angle to her as she lectured me on the house pecking order and who did i think i was she leaned over and removed. I tried to compose myself and proceed normally. I reached the frame of my parent open door. Still no Mike, still no Mom.After taking one step in to my parents bedroom it was as if I sounded an alarm. To my memory, as soon as my foot landed in their bedroom I heard a loud, guttural moan from the bathroom. The sound was a mix of my mother's voice and that of a porn star. The moan sounded exaggerated and playful but at the same time earnest. It froze me in my tracks for a moment.Once the alarm of.