Do you think we could move into your bedroom?” “I thought you would never ask. Come on, lover. Let’s go.” I spent the night with Julie. In f...ct, I spent a few nights with Julie after that. She took pity on me when Toni told me that she was no longer my girlfriend and that she was going steady with George. Later that year, I heard that she had given birth to a baby boy.One day when walking down the street, I saw Toni pushing a pram towards me. I stopped and asked her how she was. She told me. But, first there was the last indignity to be confronted - the Friday peak catastrophe officially known as The Metropolitan Transit System. So, dear reader, cast your inner eye to Parliament Station and a platform seven deep in commuters waiting for the 5:15 to Lilydale. Alas, the loudspeaker is clearing it's throat and sure enough the dreaded message is heard "Due to defective trains, the 5:15 to Lilydale has been cancelled. We apologize for any inconvenience,"When the 5:36 finally approaches. Now since my marriage, I find these old suitors making fresh inroads, via my husband, men I never considered desirable, even more so today, as their personal attributes have declined even more, while my own have remained highly desirable, but here lies my predicament, years ago I had the ability to see them off with the wave of my hand, but today I don't have that authority, that lies with my husband, and if he sees fit to invite these men back into our home, I accept his authority and. "We have a small problem, Mr. Wilson," the uniformed man behind the desksaid. "Please, have a seat." As I moved woodenly to the offered chair, Icould feel my heart trying to pound its way out of my chest. One of theother men unceremoniously deposited the collection of lingerie and sex toyson the desk between us."We have purity laws in my country, Mr. Wilson," he began. "Men who comehere with the intention of defiling our women are not welcome." I never...," I started to say, but was.