Think of it this way. When Ford sells you a car, they give you a warranty. Why?”“In case something goes wrong.”“Yes. And then what?”“They ...ix it,” she said with a smile.“There you go. It’s not a perfect analogy, but I think it makes the point. And, after a certain point, the warranty expires and you have to pay for repairs. And you also have to pay upkeep the entire time you own the car. They don’t give you new tires or oil changes for free.”“No, they don’t. I need to talk to someone at UofC.. They just stare at your bits with no shame, they don’t even hide it. Some are big very big older guys too and sit there with huge semis looking at me up and down. I think the BF enjoyed the attention too and my bikinis got skimpier every day. One particular Russian guy who had been eyeing me all week was now behind me in the queue at the bar. He was in tight shorts and I couldn’t help but keep wiggling my bum and teasing him. I could feel him getting closer and closer. I even made out I dropped. He stumbled a little, then spotted us watching him from the pool, and stopped to say something to Keisha. She glanced over, and they both stepped off the deck and jumped into the pool by us."So, Eric, did you get an eyeful?" I asked."Oh, he got an eyeful, all right. And pretty soon he's gonna get an earful," said Keisha.We all laughed. Molly stood in front of me, about six inches away, and said, "I noticed that you paid particular attention to her chest, too, Mr. Porter. What do you have to say. It was a nice place, much like the other homes in the area, but a bachelors home no less. The house was just about all he had left from his divorce a few years earlier, the ex wife had taken most of the furniture and he hadn’t bothered to replace much of it. So he had a couch, his big screen television, and the cactus in the corner that he usually forgot to water, but hell, it was a cactus. He knew he needed to shower and get the chemicals he had used that day off his skin, and the heat had.