.. This one's based on the Hed(pe)track of the same name, and it's a very happy one. Honest. It's alsowritten just for children and easily offended ri...ht-wingers. Honest.Oh, and if it's illegal for you to read it, then go right ahead.That was all lies. If you believed it, go find a copy of the Sun andenjoy!Well, it was inspired by the song...Love y'all!Sushi RxxxSwan-diveBy Sushi Radical"I climb, hand over hand, putting distance between I and I and theground."And I do, I climb slowly but surely. . two more long slinky low fast movers bounding along behind the first ... herding? They still had eight miles to go before the first horse reached him ... not long, but too long.The whole herd shied to the left ... an explosion in the grass and a yearling was down kicking out it's life, neck broken. The lion Was laying in wait. The three behind WERE herding.The herd shifted right ... another golden leap ... this time, a lead mare escaped with a long tear down one flank, she made one ... two. Whoop de doo...I hadn't stayed up with my folks to see the new year in. We were prettymad at each other, and I wasn't in any mood to watch the official arrivalof 2016 broadcasted live from Times Square. I'd figured that it wouldmanage to get here without my help, and had gone to bed even earlier thanI normally did.I'll spare you the long version of why I was miserable, another MtFtransgender kid coming to that point in life where she's feelingdesperate about her "self" not matching the sex she. We got to the rear and that was where the reader's wives section was. There were some old fat women there. We turned the page and there was a turtle one for the ladies. There was a naked man in his thirties. We both looked and Adam said, "How does he wank? He's got no foreskin." Easy," was my reply, "I am circumcised, too." Show me," said Adam.I said, "What, that I'm cut or how I wank?"How you wank. i've seen your dick enough times to know your circumcised."Reluctantly I undid my jeans and pull.