“In 1975” He answered “Why do you ask?”“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled f...ced, fat-arsed, grey-haired, decrepit son-of-a-birch asked “Oh Really? What did you teach?”This group is compliments of a Friend of J & G.A man dies ‘in the act’ after taking Viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts.The funeral director can’t get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives with the man’s beautiful young widow.. Itmade him happy for some reason he couldn't pin down.He stripped out of his titillating lingerie, dropped it on the floor athis feet, and went to the shower. He scrubbed himself thoroughly, makingsure all of the various sexual fluids from the night before were rinsedaway. He dried off and donned the remaining bathrobe, looked at himselfin the mirror, and saw a genuine mess. His hair had frizzed out again,and his face was devoid of makeup. He could live without the makeup fornow, of course - he. Somebody would have to locate the command tent for me before I did anything with the 10-inchers.It was about 30 minutes past dawn when we began to lob in the firebombs on the enemy camp. The range was a little to long for the Little Boy ballistas, but it was about 600 yards and ideal for the Big Boy #1 that was now located at the front of the fort roof. The first firebomb landed right on one of the campfires and blasted burning material somewhat farther than I had expected—the fire radius was. I can feel her shiver partially in fear but also reverence. In one smooth move I pick Caroline up in my arms and carry her the three feet to the couch and lay her down and lay down next to her and passionetly kiss her. Suddenly Caroline sits up and starts to remove her shirt.“let me do that. Let me show you how a real man should treat a lady who asks nicely, it is the least I can do.” I saidMy hand slides down her stomach and under her shirt and slowly moves it upwards over her arms and head.