Her perky breasts jiggled slightly as she moved to grab my arm with one hand while sliding her other one underneath my shoulders to help push me up. I...couldn’t help but drink in the erotic vision of her tight athletic body as I watched her abs and arm muscles flex with the exertion that she used to push and pull me up into a sitting position.I practically drooled over her smoothly shaved pussy as she sat Indian-style on the edge of my bed. I grunted in pain at the same time, though it hurt like. They run three shifts a day in the toy factory, but there are plenty of elves for that. Santa even gives them three weeks vacation every year. Since most of the world is populated by humans, however, and everyone knows how humans treat those that are different from themselves, most of the elves stay home for their vacations. What do you suppose they DO with all that free time? Well, why do you think the elf population has kept pace with the growth of the toy factory?"Where the heck is Dinky!". In fact they can't eat anything that isn't halal, I forgot that," said Jamie."I still don't know what you mean," replied Laura."Their food has to be slaughtered in a particular way. Prayers are said over each beast and it has its throat cut so all the blood is drained from it. But pork is just forbidden altogether, it's considered unclean. The fact she ate that bacon is another sign of just how much of a fanatic she is. She's willing to eat pork without batting an eyelid and she's willing to. “No smoking in my place” she smirked at me and staggered into the living room. “My ride got lucky and picked up a guy, she dropped me off here and said she’d come back for me in the morning. I’ll just crash on the couch” “Great”, I said “when he wakes up he can see his Mom the party whore passed out on the couch. Take my bed and close the door and I’ll sleep out here in front of the TV. You can shower in the morning and borrow some clothes to get home.” “Fuck you I’m no whore but I will.