‘I would rather be here than New York!’. Everyone had a laugh over that. ‘I just wish I knew – I would have let you two sleep another couple h...urs.’ I joked, ‘After all, we could use the rest after last night!’ Maria shifted uncomfortably in her seat. I quickly changed the subject. ‘Mimosa anyone?’ I asked pulling a carafe from the ice bucket. Maria finally gave me a genuine smile. She loved mimosa. ‘Sounds wonderful’, she said. I leaned over and kissed her. ‘Get a room you two. Oh wait, we. I catch a look at the driver in the rear view mirror, he's watching a couple of girls go by, I can figure he's kind of sleazy. I start imagining how he'd react if I flashed my pussy or my tits and I get instantly wet and turned on.I look out of the window and pretend not to pay attention to him, just watching the world go by. He's checking me out from time to time in the review mirror. I absent-mindedly let my hand fall over my right breast and moan slightly to get his interest on me. He's. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"--Dustin Hoffman"I asked my wife 'On a scale from one to ten, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said 'You know I'm no good at fractions'".--Rodney Dangerfield"I told my girlfriend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked, I wouldn't be able to please her. So she said 'Get off me'".--Garry Shandling"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody. OoOOooWork finally over, but not feeling like cooking for one, I stopped to order a burger meal. Okay, it’s fast food and not healthy, but it was easier than cooking after a long working day.Pulling into my driveway, I was surprised to see the young guy still working in the yard. Must be a relative; no-one works all those hours on a yard unless they’re family. Unless, of course, he’d been away and come back to finish off.Whatever, I again offered a polite wave as I walked to my home. Kicking.