THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my ...riend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis.Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and. But even muffled I was amazed at how strong they were for such a petite woman...and how long they went on, as she came and came and came, thrashing against her bonds with such ferocity that I was afraid she was going to pull the wardrobe over on top of both of us.When I finally judged that she'd had enough and withdrew the toothbrush, then my hand from her mouth, she let the remaining air out of her lungs in a whoosh as if being deflated, then seemed to pass out, hanging silently from her. But even after completion, it has interchangeable modules. In roughly 27 and a half hours, an experienced crew can turn it from a sweeper to a missile boat. Or, you can leave the modules off and use it as a training boat. It has a drive system that can simulate that of a larger warship. As a training vessel, it has a crew of 18, but there are 47 bunks on board. Even as a missile ship or sweeper, there are still enough racks (naval term for beds) to use as a training ship. The other thing that. Raj makes me cum often with his tongue alone. My ass was getting the treatment usually reserved for my pussy.I was moaning like a cat, closing my eyes, begging for him to stop as the waves of pleasure were too much, but Raj would not. Soon, he couldn't wait any longer. He asked me to lie on my side so he could spoon me. He grabbed the lube from under my pillow, and squirted a huge amount of it inside my ass. As I felt the coolness spread inside me, Raj lubed himself generously.I used one hand.