But I also didn’t want them to get any closer to the ladies. So, my main goal was to lay false trails and lead them off into the wilderness, prefera...ly in the opposite direction. The farther, the better. If things got worse, well then, I would dial it up and get serious. What I wanted to do was to get them so discouraged and disoriented as to give up on us and move on. Barring that, to get enough of a lead on them following me, to allow the ladies time to get down to civilization.Don’t get me. If she’s happy I don’t mind too much. She does the laundry — I don’t. If you’ve spent any amount if time in my wife’s company, you’re bound to have noticed. Also I know she’s more than just friends with Wendy, the college friend who first introduced me to her, but I’m not the sort of guy to be much bothered about that either. I’m hardly ever at home these days and what the eye doesn’t see the heart doesn’t grieve over. In fact I’d go so far as to say she wasn’t an entirely wholesome influence. And how she took it out on me.We were lucky the rest of the week—no more snow!Beth's improv group was having a New Year's Eve performance so that took care of having to plan a party or anything. Greg and Cindy were coming, as were Kevin and Gail, so we figured on a fun evening."So are you really going to sit in the back row?" my lady asked me as we were waiting for my brother and his lady to get to our place."It IS tempting, but I could just see you talking one of the group into finding me. V. by myself. Would you care to join me?" she asked.I couldn't refuse being alone with the woman I've had countless fantasies about so I accepted the invitation and she led me into the living room. She laid down on the side of the couch and I was about to take my place at the other end when Susan said, "What do you think you're doing way over there? We're comfortable enough around each other. Why don't you come lay next to me and keep me company."I nervously walked over and laid down next to.