I believe whoever said, "He can't boil water without burning it," was talking about my father. My Pa was the poster child for such a saying.Ma always ...hooed him out of the kitchen every time he took it into his head to help her with the cooking. Sometimes his feelings got hurt because he always seemed to forget what happened the few times he did help Ma prepare a mealFinally Pa learned his lesson and never offered to help cook again. It was then he started saying to Ma, "I'll grow it and you. Once she was satisfied there was no remaining evidence, we left the house to walk back to the party.“Thank you for fucking my brains out,” she said impishly as we turned up the walk to Hannah’s house.“I should thank you!” I replied.She laughed, grabbed my arm, and gave me a quick peck on the lips, before we went into the house. We walked through to the backyard and each got a soda from the cooler. Violet winked and walked over to where Liz and her friends were and Clarissa came to stand next to. With the other he covered my mouth, slowly sliding his large throbbing member into my soaking pussy. Even with the size of his cock, I almost didn't feel any pain as he entered me, my juices lubricating his entry like an invitation. He then pulled back and slammed into me, thrusting in again and again. I screamed out each time he slammed into me, it would have awoken the neighbors for sure if it wernt for his hand muffling my screams. I had never felt anything like this before, he slammed into. They all look," Val said, trying to alleviate the situation which was in danger of becoming a farce."And we women love that they do. Porter," Natalie said, "I want you to know that whether you were staring, or just glancing, I'm flattered, and appreciate your consideration either way."Val feigned disinterest in the others, but was secretly pleased that the two were getting along, and said, "Oh, I must go. Joe is looking around and doesn't see me. It's time to hold his arm and smile at somebody.