A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer, “You shouldn’t work my husband so hard. He’s exhaus...ed”. The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell”. The woman replies, “Bullshit!. He just told me that he’s been digging a tunnel for months”.One of my earliest memories was seeing my mother through the oven window. We were playing hide-and-seek. She said, “You’re getting warmer”.Did you know that on the. There seemed to be a lot of them with her.He glanced out at the kids. They were still down, though one of them was moving. They separated, and she pulled her skirt down, and tucked her tit away. He zipped up, and bent to pick up the torn black panties. "I'll replace them, Victoria." She giggled again, a low, throaty sound of pleasure. He sniffed the musky odor in the crotch. His mind reeled with the fantastic sense of completion, of triumph."Christ, I thought I was going to have to let you beat. Toh me pichhe karke khadaho gaya toh wo jaldi se daudke apne room me jaa rahe the ki unki pair fisal gaya aur wo niche gir gaye toh me daud k gaya unke paas aur unhe help kiya uthne ko kya soft body thi unki doston kha jane ko mann kar Raha tha bt me apne aapko kaabu me rakhke unhe uthaya aur unke room tk jane me help kiya.aur cricket dekhne lagaa fir dusre din jab me unke ghar gaya toh bhabiji ne mujhe dekhke sarmai toh me kuch samajh nahi paaya fir jaake cricket dekhne laga.taavi bhabi mere. ”Mercifully, the press had moved on and I was alone at the school gates when lessons ended and my old classmates spilled out. Both Luke and Stan went to sixth-form, so I just had to hang around the gate I knew they’d have to pass through.The smaller kids kept their heads down and didn’t glance at me as they filed past. They only saw me as some menacing yob. They probably wouldn’t have recognised me if they’d looked.No such luck with the older kids, though. I wasn’t so intimidating to them, so.