I ain't shore ye wud unnerstand, but I'll give it a try. There's a company buildin' a railroad line 'tween here an' Laredo. One day, it'll make a shit...pot full uv money, but, right now, it ain't worth much. I think that our Shamrock Gang kin take it over with only a little money spent an' we can sell it later fer a pretty penny." Yessor, Mr. Hennessey, sor, I follows thet, but what's it got ta do with The Brotherhood?" Well, ye see, they're the scapegoat. We makes the railroad lose enough money. . I mean.... Kelly!Who woulda guessed?! And does he have a..... you know." Penis? Sure does. It's not fully functional, but it look REAL, man!" How on Earth did they do that?" Made it from his toes." His TOES????"I sang my response, "Our..... super Kelly's fake realistic sex be all histoes, Sis!"/////////////////////////////////////////#8 ////////// THE MiSTERY WoMAN oF MYStARY(My attempt at penning the worst transender fiction ever written:)He said this elivater will took me to top of Eifful. We were going to live in a house she had rented off campus.As I walked down campus road, Caroline joined men and wrapped her arm around my waist."I spoke to mom last night." What did Rachel say?"Caroline grinned and said. "To tell you that she stopped the pill and she is going to make you a daddy." Are you nervous Alan?" No, I'm horny and excited just thinking about it." Would it make you hornier knowing I'm going to stop the pill and make you a daddy too." I don't think I can be any hornier. He told her it wouldn't be cheating if I knew about it.She asked if he was going to tell me and said only if she wanted him to and she said probably not but she was afraid the k**s would find out and they would be in big trouble. He told her to go ahead to her tent and he would put the fire out and sneak over later. She went to her tent and instead and instead of getting in her sleeping bag with her clothes on as she usually did in case she had to get up for one of the k**s she stripped off and.