"You're quite the lucky man, to have six women constantly after what is between your legs."To say I was shocked that she was taking it so lightly woul... be an understatement. Somehow I had expected her to take it more like Lisa, and be jealous."Oh, don't look so surprised," she said, as if reading my mind. "I'm not so old, or stuffy that I'm going to get jealous over it. You're a smart young man, and if you can handle it, then who am I to complain?"I let out a pent up sigh that I hadn't even. I decided to tease him a bit: Me: “Like what?”Chris: “Everything.”Me: “Nah, you’ve already seen it all.”Chris: “And it left me wanting more.”Me: “But if I give you more, you’ll be satisfied and I’ll be left hungry.”Chris: “Yes. Hopefully hungry for the real thing. Please show me.”He was breathing pretty hard now. I stood and left the room, “I’ll be right back.” He moaned again. I quickly ran to my room, dropped my jeans and panties and put on a short skirt, then got low and slid back into the. A sense of unease and I have to say from my point of view,disappointment, settled on both of us. We picked up our purses and leftthe restaurant intending to go back to our rooms, or maybe even have adrink in commiserations before going back to our rooms and ourvibrators. As we turned around we saw the guys walking towards us. Theyapologised for leaving abruptly, but they felt that it was best if wetook this someplace else, the restaurant was too public for what theywere thinking. Amy and I. .. I was 33, then, a virgin, a stand-up comic/talkshow host and all-around-nice guy!That's right. I said "virgin!"Read my lips... v-i-r-g-i-n!When I was 13 I was in a bicycle accident, which left me in a coma for 6 weeks. I was pretty fucked up for a long time after that! Physically/mentally I look perfectly normal... Emotionally/psychologically I'm a LoonyToon! I've gone through depressions so deep, so dark, so long... they'd scare the shit out of 99% of the population of the planet!But, that.