Her butt kind of opened up then, and about an inch or maybe inch and a half of the little handle went up inside her. I let go of the metal blade and m...ved back."Is this okay, Shirley? It isn't hurting you is it?" No, it's fine. It's a little smaller than my other one, isn't it?" I didn't know. It had looked about the same to me. Shirley could tell a lot easier than I could. The only thing I thought of was, she'd given me the perfect opening to spring my joke on her with the other screwdriver."I. I watched her."I've been sucking dick since I was f******n years old."I said, "f******n?" That's over forty years." You were sucking dick at f******n?" That's a lotta dick … that's a lotta guys." Whose dick were you sucking at f******n?" My cousin," She stood-up again, took a hand towel from the bar and started drying her hair. "You'd think I'd have figured it out by now." Dan?" I said."Dave," She said, "You think I'd understand … be used to it. Not surprised when they do." Dave? Really? Gosh,. " Before I turn around I look down and see that in all the confusion I haven't noticed that I started becoming errect,embarrased and slightly red I turn around.I look her in the eyes. Suddenly her gaze goes down and sees why I started turning red. She started laughing. "Hah, look at that" while she points down.Feeling even more ashamed of myself she grabs my penis, turns around and starts walking away with my dick still in her hand like a leash. I can't do anything but follow.She stops at a. While I was snooping looking at the master bedroom I saw a tripod and video camera aimed at the bed. I showed my wife, she asked what do you think they filmed? I said I don't know but I'm going to find out. I turned the camera on and hit rewind. My wife freeked out what are you doing she said. I want to see whats on here I told her. It's connected to that flat screen on the wall, go turn it on and I'll hit play I told her. The screen went blue and then it showed a long blonde headed chick.