"Okay," he sighed. "If you must know, Officer Deimos has a...well...a crush on you. You're all he talks about and it's driving me nuts." I couldn't he...p myself, I burst out laughing. I found the idea of someone having a crush on me very funny, only the look on Mark's face told me he was very serious."Come on, Mark," I chuckled. "I just met the guy this morning. How could he have a crush on me?" Linda," he said very formally and seriously. "This isn't a joking matter. When you - or should I say. On the other hand, how many opportunities does a woman have to practice being an exhibitionist without going somewhere sleazy like a strip club?I've been looking forward to having an excuse to return to that store. Now I have one. Not only is Mouse going to get a sexy new wardrobe, she's going try it on in front of anyone who wants to watch. I know that she's going to be more embarrassed than she has ever been before in her life. I also know how turned on she's going to get when I order her to. Sometimes she would come home after going to a club, and tell me that she spent most of the time there dancing with some guy. We would then make love, as if I was the guy. That led to her eventually coming home with love bites on her neck. I must say, this really excited me. While making love I would say how much I'd love to watch her make love while hiding in a closet, and then licking her clean after her boyfriend left. Then, as the saying goes; "Be careful what you wish for." Early in 1989,. ‘How do you work and take care of three kids, a house, shopping, and everything else, and still manage to keep our sex life exciting and fun after 13 plus years?’ ‘Oh, you know me,’ she said, familiarly, ‘I’m just Ms. Amazing!’ She swayed her red and black clad hips to an imaginary slow blues tune and challenged me. ‘Well, fella, you want some of this? D’ya want some action?’ She had me the moment she appeared in that fancy black and red R-rated outfit. Even though the alcohol was playing havoc.