I hope it makes her dreams come true.'Aunt Abby and the Artist' (Part 1)David Connelly walked briskly through the airport terminal towards baggage cla...m. This was the first time the teenager had ever flown by himself, but he wasn’t nervous. In fact he was a little upset that his mom and dad had forced him to take this trip to stay with a relative while they took a vacation cruise. David, or ‘Davey’ as his mom still called him, had protested that he was too old for someone to ‘look after. A list of sexual fantasies to complete before we kick the bucket!We each have our own list.We take turns to choose from our listsFantasies can be as simple or as complicated as you like.If a fantasy needs props then it’s the owner of the fantasies job to provide them.If you have a fantasy you’re not allowed to introduce it in bed before bucket night!If you’re not comfortable with the fantasy you can say No.No involvement of other people without mutual agreement.Safe word is Access. . Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it’s a win-win situation.* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes!Think about this: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten CommandmentsCOWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could. They read it grimly.“Fighting,” said my mum. “This is a new low even for you.”“Aren’t you even interested in my side of the story?” I asked.“Let’s hear what Kevin has to say before we rush to judgment,” said Dad.That silenced my mum for the moment.“Jaymon Solassie, who’s a sort of minder for Cayenne Proctor, Joanna Kafkasian and their circle, caught me by surprise with a sucker punch,” I said. “He was demanding to know where Joanna was because she’s still missing. I was on the ground and about.