I see you laying on the couch with your left arm over your head and your right on your stomach sleeping. In a wife beater and some loose work out shor...s that are rolled up at the waist. I stand there letting my eyes move over your sleeping body. I fight the urge to walk over and run my hands over your delicious body. I take another swig of my beer and feel my cock twitch in my pants. Still looking up and down your body. I reach down with my free hand and slowly stroke my cock thru my pants.. Almost? I must be a masochist. What a can of shit I had opened with that visit. I had stormed into his office, all righteous indignation, demanding answers in a snarling voice that sounded more like a band saw ripping through hardwood than a human voice. Human, me? Yeah, and if you buy that, I have some swamp land I'd like to unload. When I ran out of rant, the Colonel looked at me with haunted eyes. Shaking his head, he sighed deeply. I had never seen him look so completely human,. He said that the water piping to the steam room burst, and the place is flooded. I've got to go," Joe said breathlessly as he ran back to the bedroom and started to dress."Oh, shit!" Kathy swore, reaching down and sticking two of her fingers into hot hole. She felt her quivering cunt-lips clamp tight around her knuckles as she rubbed her finger up, down and around her pussy. "Mmmm!" Kathy cried as she felt a mini-climax roar over her clit, crash up to her nipples, them slam back to her twat. I stood for a few minutes in front of the mirror snapping off some selfies, posing as sluttily as possible to create the appearance of a girl.I couldn't wait any longer, snatching my laptop and logging into my sex profile to see who else was online. Several notifications flashed on my screen as comments and messages began streaming in. One message caught my eye.'Hey sexy, wanna have some fun?'I clicked the link and opened his profile. His name was Carlos and he was a young guy around his early.