Soon after Darren came back, and whilst I was in the living room he came to me, again with no words he grabbed me from behind, thinking he was going t... hump me for a while, he reached round and pulled the tie and opened up my robe and pulled it off, now totally naked he pushed me to the floor and I again thought he was going to masturbate over my head, no, he pushed his cock hard against my lips and new I was going to allow his cock into my mouth, I did, at first it felt uncomfortable, my mouth. Kate Upton is no goddamn dog!” blurted Cook. “I should lock you up just for suggesting it.”“Watch the video again,” I insisted as I returned to the first video. “If you look a little closer, you’ll notice that the creature which comes out of my closet appears to be walking on two legs. As it goes down the stairs it gradually becomes Kate Upton. It looked at her picture on the calendar in my office before starting down the stairs. How in hell is that possible?”“How possible is it her tits have. Our relationship was much better when I was younger, so were they. As teenagers, there are too many things they would rather do than sit and talk to a really, really old man.Brian pulled up a chair and sat down. He looked like hell, eyes red, uncombed hair, he must have slept in the clothes he was wearing, more than two nights.“Jesus Christ Brian, what the hell happened to you? You look like the dogs drug you in here.”“Gramps, I really need somebody to talk to. I don’t know anybody else who has. The show faded to black. The audience applauded.We’d done it. I’d filled my girlfriend’s cultural gap. If we hadn’t already deleted the files, I’d suggest we go back to season one and start again.We could probably get Jus- ... We could probably get my br- ... We could probably get another copy. If we asked my-... “Thanks,” Emily said, breaking me out of my thoughts. “I really enjoyed that show.”“Me too,” I said with a genuine smile. “It’s better than I remember.”“We should thank your brother.