My grandfather was too slow to act. He was arrested for having received kickbacks from government suppliers, tried within a week of his arrest, and ex...cuted within a month of his conviction.”“Sorry to hear about your grandfather. He deserved to die,” Jack said.“It nearly destroyed my mother,” Jane said.“I’m sure it did. She must have been devastated to learn that her father was a treasonous bastard,” Jack said.Furious, Jane shouted, “It was only a couple thousand dollars! He should have gone to. I whispered to him that my hobby was in the living room and that I have to prepare the meal so he let me go but kept feeling me up and whenever possible he rubbed his hard cock at my almost naked pussy. I prepared supper with his precum flowing down my thighs. After supper my husband went out and as he closed the door my nephew went on me like a wild a****l putting my legs on his shoulders pushing his cock so deep I thought it might come out of my mouth. After few minutes of high quality fuck. . “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of. ”My heart sank a little. Oh well, guess it's up to fetcher number four for this meal. At least I get to eat soon I thought, thinking of the free meal predators get for each catch. I turned back to her face, she looked confused again.“R-really though, I’m not sure what I’m supposed do. T-this is my first time…”I stared at her for a moment.“Have… have you never hunted before?” I asked honestly, there was something in the look she gave me, “wait, have you ever… been with a man before?”She looked.