He gently brushed her cheek to wake her up.Michelle felt his hand softly make contact with her cheek, which slowly roused her from her nap. She sleepi...y murmured "Mrffrrg... warm... Kevin?" As she opened her eyes."Yeah, lunch is ready."She slowly unfolded her weary body and made her way over to the table. Regardless of fatigue she was ravenously hungry. She noticed the heater was on, warming the house up and drying their clothes. Michelle felt hot under the tracksuit, so she took it off and. I started massaging her breasts with my left hand while unhooking her bra with my right (I'm actually pretty good at the one-handed bra unhook.) Once her tits were free, I pulled her close and worked her shirt up. I started sucking on her hard nipples (those nipples were nice and big even before she had k**s). She moaned... and then she did something I never saw coming... She reached up and took off her T-shirt. Right there in the theater, she was topless. Her small, pert breasts and erect. ; I pretended I didn't even know him, that he was just someone I had to torture.I told him that we women can stand the pain of cramps, c***dbirth and so many others and he can't even stand a kick in his testicles? What the hell is this strong sex? Be male! Who was born with balls? That day surely he would rather have no bag saw.Watching a man's reactions closely after taking a kick in the sack is hilarious ... it seems like an unbearable pain (but it's not!)The coolest part of all this was when. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!6. Only 7% of the population are lefties.7. 40-people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years standing in line.10. The toothbrush was.