I drove around for about two hours and (unfortunately?) it was a rather uneventful trip. So I headed back home.Well now I was really bored. A yucky da..., too restless to just sit and relax, I needed to have some fun. So I went and found the bag of sex toys and took it to the bedroom. I dug out my video camera and my digital camera too. I then got changed into a more provocative outfit, black lace panties and matching bra, a garter belt and stockings, some stronger perfume and makeup thick enough. I was in his room.-Phyllis DillerWhat I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.-Phyllis DillerThe only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.-Phyllis DillerHis finest hour lasted a minute and a half.-Phyllis DillerOld age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.-Phyllis DillerMy photographs don't do me justice -they just look like me.-Phyllis DillerI admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives. Enatyhu veetil naan ore pillai than athnaal enaku chellam athigamaaga kodupaargal.Enathu veetirku arugil oru muslim kudumbam vaadaigaiku vanthaargal appozhuthu athil thirumanam aagiya oru muslim pen irunthaal. Pothuvaaga anaivarum mugathai muudikondu yaraiyum paarkaamal irupaargal aanal intha aunty ennai mugathai muudamal paarthukondu irunthaal.Annaivarum therium muslin auntygal azhagaga vellaiyaaga thala thalavendru irupaargal endru. Naan avargalai paarkum pozhuthu oru perazhagi polave. .confidence. I'm so shy and frightened....like a little mouse. I'm also, not worldly wise like your mum, I've had a very sheltered life. Do you know that your "Uncle Garry" is my only ever boyfriend.....I've never even kissed another boy. How sad is that" she couldn't understand why she was spilling all this sadness onto an 18 year boy....he just seemed so willing to listen..and not judge. Robbie had this urge to take hold of her, stick his tongue down her throat, bend her over the kitchen.