A Lampshade?" Who's it from?" Sarah asks."Umm...Danny and Rachel," I reply."Steph's brother?" Sarah asks, which I answer with a nod. "...Open it,then....." I smile as I pull off the wrapping paper to reveal that what Ithought was a lampshade is, in fact, a medium-sized globe."Cool..." I breathe as I hand the globe to Sarah, who eagerly unwraps itand places it on our small bookshelf."SO awesome," Sarah laughs, giving the globe a spin. "Where I stop it iswhere we go on honeymoon, okay?" Deal," I. Mom replied, "What is it to you, you little bastard? If it wasn't for your father treating me like a whore and having me fuck and suck his friends while he jacked off and photographed me doing that, then nobody would have thought about me suckin' cock and getting porked by big dicks!". "Well mom, I'm sorry and I just wanted to know the truth about what I heard. I was starting to get mad at the other k**s making up lies about you, but I understand!" I expressed to her while trying to hide my. Jane asked how I liked my tea; she replied she liked her coffee black...then added with a laugh, just like my men. I laughed and said I'd best leave there and then as I was as milky white as my tea. We had a laugh and Jane gave me a little cuddle and laughed.She commented that I smelled nice and I returned the compliment. We got down to business and Jane said she had to take her fleece off as it was hot in the cabin. She pulled off her fleece and the bottom caught on to her tshirt underneath. She was have some new funiture delivered later that day and wanted to know if it would be ok if I were to come over and help her move the old stuff to the garage. I didn't here the conversation, but what I did here was my mother asking if she wanted anyone else but me for help. With a quick ok, she hung up the phone, turned to me and said Linda wanted my help for a while, I put up a bit of a protest at first, but was getting know where, so agreed. I got myself cleaned up and headed over to.