My girlfriend, Allie and I get along great, we like most of the same things, expect when it comes to sports. No matter what the game is, we are always...on opposite sides of the track. Allie is a New York Fan all the way. She Loves the smelly old Yankees, for baseball, and for football she loves the worst team ever in my opinion, the Fucking Jets. Gag me now. Allie is one of the most beautiful girls in my opinion. We got along great, and we have been together for a little bit over two years now.. A hand placed on the door, and the other placed on her hip. I was flabbergasted and shocked, all I said was, "M-Mom what are you...?" Before I could finish my sentence, my Mom walked towards me and started making out with me while placing her hands on my cheeks, pulling me to her direction. I thought this was a dream, so I just rolled with it. Wet dreams are an extreme rarity for me after all. So we started making out together for a good minute, then she pulled out and said, "How's that?" I. I was astonished looking at her and that time she caught me. Priya(tenant name changed) : – kya kar rhe ho?Me: – kuch nahi .She : – kya dekh rhe the?That time I knew that I might fall into trouble so I that to get away so I decided to make a excuse and get away .Me : – kuch nahi . Vo aap squats glt kar rhi thi.She was doing it perfectly but I had to make any excuse so..She : – acha? Gya glti kar rhi hu mai ?Me: – apko apne hips or piche le jaane hai .She : – kaise ? Tum help kardo then. I was. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height."And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton..."9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find.