"Ron, that's not going to work," she said. "Not that I want to help you to drink when your under-aged, you understand, but I don't want you to embarra...s yourself." What, do you think I can't do it? It's not that difficult a charm to pull off. Here - I'll show -" But Hermione cut him off."I'm sure you can do it, Ron. But that's not the point. The problem isn't you - it's the charm. What's the point performing a charm which will not change your appearance at all? If the Triwizard Cup were pouring. And we're just getting started. By the> time we finish, you'll be able to deliver a baby out of> your asshole. Maybe you'll get in the Guinness Book of> Records... the thirteen-year-old boy with the largest> asshole in the world. That's not an impossibility Aaron,> we can certainly work for it. > > "Okay Charles, let me hold Aaron close against me and > kiss away his tears and what say you go balls deep> inside of him. Don't forget to breath Aaron... oh Fuck, > oh fuck your young body is so. Sherman Armstrong continued to look at Anne as he drank his coffee. "I can only guess what Bristoll must have told you to get you here this afternoon, but whatever he said it isn't that simple, you need to know certain things about him." He looked at Bristoll quickly before turning back to Anne. "You and I, we both need to know things about him, about his upbringing, but for different reasons. Are you willing to listen to what Nathaniel has to say with no interruptions until he's finished?"Anne. Sure, I bet they are happier this way. They'll have good careers asscientists or something smart like that." I'm begging you, please, just make the wish to change me back to how I'msupposed to be..."Her smile dropped and she looked me in the eyes."You're telling me that we never knew each other, and you didn't workthis job that you love so much before yesterday?" Exactly. It was all the cube." And you want me to change you back?" Well, yeah. Except, I, eh... I kind of love the job now. If I.