. Yes we blew it too... A GOOD CATHOLIC JOKE The Pope and Trudeau are on the same stage in the new Edmonton Arena in front of a huge crowd. The Pope l...ans towards Trudeau and said “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”Trudeau replies, “I seriously doubt that? With one little wave of your hand ... Show. "Yes?" Do you... did you ever know a girl named Rina Washington?" Laura asked, haltingly.Now the woman's beautiful face became suffused with curiosity, followed by real hostility, more obvious than her earlier anger. "Why do you want to know?"Laura blushed again. She knew she was beet red. "I... I knew... her," Laura stammered awkwardly. "I... was a friend."The woman did not smile. Stone-faced, she extended her hand. "I'm her twin sister. Trina. Rina and Trina, isn't that cute? But I'm not. "What's the matter?" asked Sam. "Trust me, you've got nothing to be worried about." Really?" Oh, I'd kill for your boobs. They're everything I imagined mine would be." Oh, come on, I'm sure yours are fine."She looked at me as though I had just hit her in the gut."More than fine, actually," I flailed. "I'm sure they're great. Voluptuous, um..."Thankfully, she saved me."It's okay, don't throw your back out trying to save that one," Sam said. "You don't really strike me as the type that would pay. For me, if things fall apart with Clara, which there is a good chance they will, I’ll be a free agent again. I still think you’re doing college wrong, Mike.”“Because I don’t take every opportunity to have casual, meaningless sex?”Dale shook his head, “See, that’s just it. That’s what you’re SUPPOSED to do in college! When we graduate, THEN we’ll look for someone to settle down with. But here’s the key — make damned sure you got it ALL out of your system by then, because once you put a ring on.