. it might as well be distilled water. There's absolutely nothing in it" Who ran the tests?" Jonesy." Have him drink a glass and watch him." No need."...What? He's drinking it?" No, First ... he's brewing beer with it. Him and Maggie ... er ... Corporal Hendrik ... they got 'em a little hooch across the lake." Staff looked a little miffed. The only damn female in the outfit and Jonesy was tapping it.They'd been in the field a little under two weeks when the first recognition that they weren't in. "All right, what do you want to know?"Seeming perplexed, Gwen replied, "I don't know." She thought a second and then asked, "How about we start with the sexual positions I don't know?" Do you know any other positions than missionary?" I asked.Her answer was short and simple, "No." Well, first there's missionary inverted. That's where the woman is on top."I guess she was confused because Gwen asked, "You mean the woman gets between the man's legs?" No, but I've seen that done before. I can't say. I finger fucked her and she came on me. I didn’t cum because I masturbated before she came home. I wanted to fuck her hard that day.We started to fuck in the missionary position, she was hugging me tightly and made me go deep while fucking. She was moaning like a bitch, I kissed her neck and ears to make her hornier, I wanted her to beg for more sex. We fucked for 15 mins in missionary. Then she told to get in the cowgirl position, I slept on my back and she took the ride, I was holding her. Or perhaps you'd want to wear your new girls' gym uniforminstead. Now apologize to your brother this instant, young lady."I hated it when she called me young lady. That sounds even dumber thancalling me a girl. Young lady sounded so prissy and she called me thatin front of Mikey. And now I even had to apologize to my stupid brotherwhen he was the one that started it. I couldn't even face him so Ilooking down at the floor as I mumbled a weak apology."I'm sorry for swearing at you and trying to.