She wore a lovely flowing knee-length skirt and a white blouse. She was certainly not an unattractive girl, but I have to say she looked stunning on t...at day. We got in the car, unsure of what we were really going to do for the day, but we went into the local town and walked about for the morning, then got back in the car and drove off. We went through a wooded area and we pulled into the designated picnic area. If was a clearing in the woods that was about 100 yards across, and had all-in-one. In the same way that I knew my wife was mine, and I was certain that the barely-dressed girl sitting in my car awaiting further instruction was mine, these girls were mine as well.“Hey Daddy,” my youngest said. “We have to tell you something.”I stepped inside and shut the door.“Where’s your mother?”“She went out,” one of the pair eventually replied, but there was a worried-looking glance between them first.I’d deal with that later.“What are you doing, girls?”Again, there was a glance, but this. Stop, please! It’s like listening to some soap opera about working class slags from fifty years ago, played backwards.”“I’m offended,” she said, pouting. “I got the accent from the servants in Downton Abbey, Eurotrash and that Brad Pitt movie, Snatch. I don’t know why I did it. I just panicked.”“How did you know he would believe it?”“I didn’t, but let’s face it - he’s a Kansas cop. What are the chances that he’s met that many British people that he would know whether I was from London or. "Jessica" the old lady said, "Don't you look beautiful today? Daddycertainly did a lovely job of your hair." Grandma, Grandpa! This is Belle, she rescued me!" yelled littleJessica."Rescued?" asked Grandpa. "Well thank you `Belle`"Grandma spoke to `Jack` "Why don't we take Jessica round the fair. Itlooks like you've made a new friend. You could do with some more`mature` company."I was wondering what this was all about."If you don't mind. And if Belle isn't rushing off anywhere."I looked around,.