"Samantha said, "May I have some water to drink please?" You may have some water." said Bugs. "Remember to slowly sip it andnot to chug a lug it. You ...ill act like a lady at all times."The training went on all day. Samantha was acting more and more like alady. Bugs made Samantha read and memorize Emily Post and at randomquiz her on it.Smantha said, "Mr. Bunny. May I please speak with you?"Bugs said, "Yes you may Samantha."Samantha asked, "May I have a drink of whiskey?"Bugs slapped Samantha. Well, um, well hell I wanted a specific thing or two so I started telling you about my girlfriend Julia. I changed a couple of things and tweaked here and there. Are you alright with everything? You seemed like you loved it earlier, and we are not done yet baby."You are a bit stumped. She set you up? She even told you the name of her girlfriend that she wanted to be with. "I do love this, but I don't know what to think. Is she the love that got away?" Hell no, she was crazy." She saw the. But mom had something else in mind.After sucking her nipple for a good fifteen minutes, she pulled her nipple out my mouth and asked me to change side. She covered her boob and pulled up the other side. She said, “Naughty boy, you have finished all the milk from this one. Now drink mild from the other.”This time, I held her other boob in both hands and pulled her nipple in my mouth and started sucking. I pressed her boob hard with both hands. Mom said, “What are you doing darling? It’s hurting. Things didn't go as smoothly in a couple of other jobs. I been kicked in the nuts, punched, had a knife fight, I've been screamed, cursed, had boiling water thrown at me, hell you name it. I’ve been hospitalized from any number of different things. Each one was a learning experience. With all this having happened, my favorite story is how I met our Allison over there. Pay attention Romeo, because you are about to have a life lesson. Six months ago I received a call; it was a job, another.