"You look lovely," I finally ventured to say. "Are you on your way to a costume ball?" Standing in front of a full length mirror, Lt. Lawrence was att...red in an Egyptian belly dancer costume. It looked really quite fetching on him."Well, no," Lt. Lawrence replied. "The higher-ups want me to organize the Arabs into a guerilla fighting force to go against those blighters, the Ottoman Turks. I figured this is the best way to attract those Arab blokes' attention before I can pitch the sale. Watch. They are both going after the same promotion. They are sleeping with the man and woman who will recommending who gets the promotion." So?" They have heard about the wrestling. They've decided to settle scores the night of the finals, between the semifinals and the final. They will fight in business suits. The loser will end up naked and immobilized. Each of them have given the Kaps $5,000 cashier's checks, make payable to the other person's sorority. The Kaps will give the loser's check to the. "My, my, sooo many ways to go, which one will I choose, hmm?", poses Chrisely G, "As lead matriarch I thinks I'll have my nimble grandsteps*n apply his tireless talents upon me in doggy, I've sure taught him to enough times by now." Now, mama, you be nice, a woman of your many years ought to be grateful for what she gets", barks daddy C."Hush you, you'll know how grateful I'll be when I scream my 'preciation." Gmom saunters onto the bed and assumes her position, "I'm ready for ya, my sweet. We can use you in our little group, if you have any interest.”He looked at her and added, “By the way, you did it again. All your bullets were in the head. I thought you were going for larger targets ... like bodies?”Kelly grinned and replied, “Come on, Mike! We’re talking a 9mm, not a .45. It doesn’t have a hell of a lot of stopping power. On the other hand, few people do a lot of walking around with a bullet in the brain. That’s where they went, isn’t it?”Mike just shook his head and nodded..