I thought her sex life is very bad but for my surprise she was very happy with her husband, he was damn good in bed but only thing is they just have s...x once in a week. This always hurt her. 1 day I just told her in a funny way that every day I will have sex with her so that she will be happy. But she got very angry and told me that if I tell this again she will stop the friendship with me. As she finds me funny and I am a guy with good behaviour she is close to me. I really felt bad, I was. " Rachel is a theatre major," Emma said, deadpan, and rolled her eyes. "She does weird stuff like this all of the time." My professor said that my anger needs to be more authentic and I think I've got it down! Thanks for the practice, my good old scene partner!" Um, sure?" I offered, very confused."Nah, really it's chill, babe," she beamed and put her arm around me. "It's true that she masturbates to you but there haven't been any sluts coming here to fuck her. Besides you!" Rachel!" Emma. Therefore it was not possible for us to stay in our hut. We had to attend the feast. Apparently all women between 18 years and 25 years in the village at the time had to go. It was the custom and any breaking of the rule would bring bad luck to the village. Debbie started to snivel, and said we were newly married and that she could not take part in such a disgusting event. I was horrified and implored Joe to intercede on our behalf. When he came back he said that the elders had confirmed that. "I have a job!" he shouted. "Went out and got one two days after I got laid off." Got fired, you mean," she sneered. "And I don't call sitting behind a desk all day long playing with a calculator a job. You're just lazy. That's all. Lazy!" I get a decent wage," he said. "We could get by real good if you'd quit spending so much money." Robert coughed. "Your problem is that you try to satisfy your champagne appetite with a beer budget."She slapped him hard across his left cheek. "How dare you.