" I say when I walk down the stairs and into the kitchen taking a big whiff of the awesome smelling meal.Pulling out a chair and sitting down I eyebal... the food. Meatballs, carrots and potatoes. Pretty sweet.Dinner goes by uneventfully then the four of us go our separate ways for the rest of the night. My parents decide they want to watch one of their lame movies, my brother goes to play video games like always and I go back to my room to watch a movie that isn't lame."Hey fuckface, wake the. Minnie could talk about her pash for Reverend Osborne; she had talked a dozen times about her pash for one boy or another. Charlotte daren't mention her emotions concerning Daniel Osborne. They were exclusive to him, and deep, and totally hopeless.For he was going away that summer. He was a Methodist traveling preacher, and they would never see him again. She was close to crying over that every day, and she did cry the first time one of her friends played James Kerrigan's new song, "Bright. I.V.O.R.C.E.” and David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” were about to get knocked off the top spots. Without a record player there was no point in me buying anything, though I was thinking of giving Jen and Hamish record tokens if I couldn’t find anything more personal. I had a mischievous moment when I saw that Perry Como’s 40 Greatest Hits was the top selling album, but decided that Mum might not find the joke amusing, unless I gave it to Dad!Then I did some random window shopping for Christmas. Well, yeh," I stammered shyly."Well, it's definitely a night of firsts," she stated calmly, "time for afew more." Ahh, I don't think so!" She slapped at my hand, as I began to free myswollen dick from the elastic of the tights and the pantied prisonbeneath. "No way..." she firmly reiterated like a mother telling off asmall child.My penis shrank in the embarrassment.The moment lingered for what seemed an age as the spiralling room groundto a halt.I looked puzzled. Shaken. Hurt. I knew I had zero.