.. )Axes: Used to chop wood.Coefficient: Two things that work well together.Abscissa: A collection of pus in a woman’s skin.Bisect: A religious grou...ing which allows sexual intercourse with both men and women.Concave: Where escaped prisoners hide out in the mountains.Kite: Fraud involving checks.Torus: A lot of bull...Vertical: Causing dizziness.Surface Area: Where the waitress will bring your food.Why do the Pope and the Cardinals wear skullcaps (as do all Orthodox Jews)? Because when they. At dinner on the sixth night after our return I’ve the six sit with me and we’ve a long talk about how they should get back to Junction.Jason opens the discussion, “Al, we know it’s far too dangerous to go back right now. We’ve talked about this and think we should be safe to go about twenty or thirty days after you leave. Also, if we stay deep in the forest until we’re down near Summer Ford we should get by most of their troops. The only issue we see is getting safely across to the other side. بعد أقل من أسبوع على هذه الواقعة، إتصلت بي اختي الكبرى منى هاتفياً وأبلغتني أن أمي تريد ان تتزوج! طبعا تفاجأت بذلك حتى أني فكّرت ان اختي تلعب على الكلام كما هي تفعل عادة. وعندما شعرت بأن المسألة ليست مسألة لعب على الكلام، أصرّيت عليها الكفّ عن المزاح في أمرٍ كهذا، إلاّ أنها أصرّت على أن الأمر ليس مزاحاً، وأن أمها مكسوفة من محادثتي وهي كلّفتها بالتكلم معي حول هذا الموضوع، وهي تحدثت مع اختي نوال حول الموضوع وانهنّ اتفقن مع أزواجهن على زيارتنا في المنزل ليلة الخميس القادم، أي بعد يومين. عندها. I stopped to stare until my eyes nearly popped out of my head. OH DAMN ... IT WORKS! Even the photos of the younger girls in the latter pictures, are now much younger – and a hell of a lot slimmer!The thought hit me, ‘OH HELL ... How am I going to explain this when I see the lady in the living room?’I decided to act innocent, as if I didn’t even know about the changes. Maybe she really will be attractive now, and be so happy to have a youthful body, she’ll want to get-it-on - with me. I had to.