She took one look around the den and exclaimed, "You read my mind. Thank you for making a fire that we could sit by and look out over the farm." She f...opped down in the recliner between the fireplace and the window."My uncle was a hard working farmer. We spent innumerable nights sitting right here in his favorite chair, with me on his lap, telling stories about ghosts and witches and things that went bump in the night. I loved when Mother and me could come up here from Texas and stay a few. . again:As we were headed toward the galley, I could’ve sworn I heard Tammy say, “I wonder if they’ll want hamburgers or cold meat sandwiches? I know Charlie really likes BLTs.”I looked all around and couldn’t see Tammy anywhere. It made me wonder so I thought to myself, “A couple of big fat BLTs does sound really good!”Bob gave me a strange look and asked, “I hope you don’t think I’M making those for you?”I told him that I had this strange feeling that I could hear Tammy’s thoughts. With. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.20. She was packing a loaded vagina.Old is when!!A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and ordersa Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartendergives her the drink she says, ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthdayand it’s today... ‘The bartender says, ‘Well, since it’s your birthday,I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to herright says, ‘I would like to buy you a drink, too.’The old woman. When they were dating, she was alwaysstudying and determined to stand out with her brains. Now she wasessentially a kept woman.....and a beautiful, but plastic one, at that."Well. Lucky you," said Adam."Yes," she said. "I am very lucky. I've never been this happy." Shelooked dreamily at her hand, with its long magenta nails and a hugesilver and diamond ring adorning it.Adam caught himself frowning slightly at this. He was starting to feeluneasy....it was one thing for a person to change a.