✧ ✧ ✧What’s does Donald Trump’s hair and a thong have in common?They both barely cover the asshole.✧ ✧ ✧I’ve been taking Viagra for ...y sunburn.It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.✧ ✧ ✧What do a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common?They both smell it but they can’t eat it.✧ ✧ ✧What do pimps and farmers have in common?They both need a hoe to stay in business.✧ ✧ ✧How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.✧ ✧ ✧What do you call a. She told me to sit near her and started to ask me what I was doing and stupid questions while her hand was on my thighs suddenly she grabbed my penis and started stroking it “you’ve grown quite well” she said and she hugged me and kissing me on shoulder and neck and on cheeks everywhere she could I couldn’t move while I was enjoying it I was too scared her attitude suddenly changed she was all dominating. She grabbed me by my neck and pulled me near her and kissed me for 2 minutes when I sensed. "Thank you, Mistress," she said again, slightly louder."Good girl," I grinned back at her. Then I reached behind her and swatted her ass again.She yelped, then composed herself."Thank you, Mistress," she said again.We resumed our walk, but whenever a gap opened up between other people and us, I gave her butt cheeks a reminder who was boss. Just one spank if the gap was small, many spanks if the gap was bigger.As we got closer, we got to our dorm, I couldn't help but whisper dirty things into. She arrives at a shop and enters then starts grabbing things off the rack until a sudden frightening thought occurs. Then reluctantly she replaces them and chooses carefully.When she approaches the register the clerk leers as he scans the items. After she swipes her card he asks in an excited voice, "Someone is going to have a great time, right sexy. Going to give him all of that good stuff, huh baby?"As Cheryl lifts the bag the words come out lethargically, "Fuck you, scumbag."He jerks back.