They were a traveling acting troupe (really!) in town for a show that evening. There were four of them, one man, three women. I knew all but the young...st woman. Six feet tall, slender with small tits and long brown hair , she was quite animated in the conversation ,which soon enough revealed itself to be because of an affinity for Black Russians. She had three during lunch and then declared herself to be 'tired' and needing a nap.She left to go back to their van and sleep off her lunch. The man. With that, he got out a note pad and the three of them went over the kitchen. He wrote up a list of just what was needed as they called out the necessities and plenty of extras. When Judy called out, "One case of beer" Steve, his head bent down, looked through his eyebrows at her.Judy laughed, "Just kidding!" Well, we need soda and juices," she corrected, so he added that.The list was fairly simple including hamburgers, hot dogs, milk, bread and rolls for the hamburgers and for the hot dogs.. .ientists are baffled as to the cause or mechanism." Mark's sternvoice began coming in over the PA. "I repeat, spontaneous and seeminglymagical changes have begun to occur at random all across the country.People seem to spontaneously transform in all manner of ways. Pleaseremain calm. No one has been directly hurt by any of these changes.Additionally several eye witness reports have indicated that after oneof these changes nearby people would panic and then get changed aswell. Scientists. "Yes?" prompted Saint Nick.He took a deep breath---Believe!---and asked in an embarrassed whisperif, well, was there some way that Santa could, like.... make him agirl?Santa's grin went all cockeyed and he roared, "Now there's a wish! No,old Santa can't make girls for people. But if I could- HO! HO! HO! Iknow there's an elf or two I'd like to make!" Which seemed to Mikeylike one of those jokes adults will make at a kid's expense, whenthey're not taking you serious...No, he nervously clarified.