Which I didn't. Susan then came back down the stairs, just as surprised to see Jared standing there as I was. I then asked him what he'd seen. He told...us. He told us he'd seen the two of us together, and that he'd gotten aroused watching us. And then he said, unless we did it again ... while he watched us, he'd tell you he'd seen the two of us together." Oh this is getting better and better all the time. So you're telling me that Jared basically black-mailed you into performing with your sister. Motorcycle. Oscar is like me. He’s not flashy, or exciting. He’s a Royal Enfield Bullet; sixty miles an hour cruise, eighty miles per gallon, often better. I have fun, but I’m not a tearaway. Not on a bike like Oscar.Funny thing – wherever I go I find myself talking to people or, more often, listening. So, one day I rode Oscar out into Derbyshire to my favourite pub for a pint of beer. No more than a pint – I’m not in a hurry to find out if there’s an afterlife. It’s an old pub, with open fires. I told her that I was old enough (22) that I was past the point of waiting for someone special. We chatted more and we agreed to meet on my next day off. On the appointed day, I was so excited. I actually had to go to the store to buy new condoms. I was convinced that the one I had been carrying in my wallet since high school was worthless at this point. I drove over to her place and she lived in a small single story building. She met me at the door and gave me a big hug. She looked a lot older. ” “It also says that you can help find people.” “That’s a lie. I’ve never found anyone. Generally, all I‘ve found is that if people want to get lost, they stay lost.” “It also says you can help with marital issues.” “It says a lot for a small sign.” “I need some help in that department.” “Don’t we all." “My husband has been hanging around Little Russia.” “And that’s a problem?” “He doesn't like Russians.” “Maybe he’s changed his mind.” “That’s what I need you to find out.” I leant back in my.