" Is that what you call yourself?" Allen replied with a smile.The man gave Allen a strange look before he said, "Yes, that's what I'mgoing with. Typ...cally it's the right gender for a Ned." Well, Ned, I can go with that." What's the right the term for you?" Allen was nervous, wondering if Ned had figured out his secret. Allenpaused for a second before he said, "Chick." Chick? A chick calling herself a chick? What would the feminists say?" They don't get laid," Allen replied. The man laughed. We named them our "long john silvers" when we first got them." And sure enough on the side of the dildo, "long john silver" was engraved into it. I looked at it for a moment, unsure what to make of it. I had never used a dildo before, just my fingers. "Do you mind if I join you? Tim's taking the kids out and I've got time to burn, and I'd really like to get rid of some tension?" she asked opening the gate and entering the garden. "Sure Mrs. O Connor, I never got to finish what I started!. ." Please..." she whispered."Begging won't help." Actually, it may have if it were one of my own girls."Why? Why not fill me with everything you have?" She began whimpering."I have my reasons..." What? What could keep you from wanting what I'm offering?" She was rubbing her body against the sheets of her bed. Her body was begging for release."I have several women who would be happy to explore such things with me already." I knelt to keep from climbing onto her bed, but to see her eyes. "They. "Clifford sighed as his dreams blew away in a puff of reality. Oh well, it was to be expected he thought."Okay," he said in a whisper, "what can I do for you?" Well it's about me and Stacy. We kind of got into a dare thing again."Clifford nodded. He remembered that the time he screwed the twins started out as a dare to get him to wank in front of Stacy. That quickly changed when they caught sight of his monster dick."What's the dare this time?" he asked."Well you know the party that's on Friday.