Never had any problems before but you never know around this neighborhood.As I got closer to my bedroom, I heard two people whispering and giggling an... the bed was creaking a little. I thought I would be extra quiet and peered around the opened door to the bedroom. “My God!”, I thought, as I looked into the semi-darkened room. Two people on my bed completely nude pushed up close together, one of them being my wife. The guy was laying flat on his back; my wife was lying on her side, her head on. I sighed and started cursing myself for being several kinds of stupid.The history book fell off her lap.For some reason, she had moved without instruction to cross her legs. It forced her mini-skirt to ride high on her right thigh. It was two inches away from showing buttock.Two very small inches.I sat there staring at her leg.God, Maria had absolutely perfect legs!During my struggle with the right and wrong of this impossibly stupid situation, my dick remained quiet. The two inches that would. She sat me down on her bed and said I guess the cats out of the bed isn't it and as I was staring at her huge cock which was dripping cum I said yes, I felt my cock get harder than ever before, she noticed and smile and began to undress me, I tried to stop her ,but not really, soon we were both naked and laying in bed I then said "OMG I'm a faggot like you are" she grabbed my cock although it was as big as hers, she said do I need to explain this baby, she kissed me and grabbed my ass cheeks. It was the middleof the day so a bar wasn't exactly a good option, I decided to go to themall, do a little shopping, blow off a little steam. It had been a brutalfight, with her admitting she really didn't think she could ever settledown with a guy and me screaming that maybe it would have been better ifshe fell in love with a woman rather than me.After browsing for about an hour but not buying anything I stumbledacross a little novelty shop in the back of the mall, the part thatdidn't.