Then taking her home and fucking her so hard she walks funny. Lisa knows that her promiscuious slutty behavior is extreme by any standard. Most wives ...ren’t out getting dicked by two boyfriends, but she likes it. It doesn’t bother Lisa that I refer to her as a “slut” or “slut wife”, or other applicable derogatory terms that most women would find offensive. But again, most wives aren’t fucking around like my wife…I’m just saying. Lisa wasn’t always this way, she had a better than normal. Mimi knew Amy had once been my lover, and it is always a tense moment when wife and former lover meet.Amy’s husband, Howard Hughes, Viscount Monmouth, sauntered over and was introduced to Mimi. Jean–Woodrow had struck up a conversation with the Monmouth’s eldest boy, so Hughes and I left the females and children to their own devices and sought out berths on the next packet boat leaving for Dover.It was a calm crossing, and Mollie and Caroline, doubtless wearied by the carriage ride, fell asleep. That first physical touch immediately took away my normal shyness. I was not a virgin but I was not experienced either. I was afraid the whole affair would be over before getting started. Being frankly honest had gotten me this far so I decided to be frankly honest one more time. I told Christy of my concerns and suggested we go slow and just play for a while. Christy smiled and agreed so we spent at least fifteen minutes kissing and caressing before ever touching below the waist. Neither. Aunt Riley was getting by just fine without my help, and Jessie—You’re running away from it.—was better off without a useless brother like me. I selected “no” again.There was no third prompt.Since I didn’t have anywhere in particular to go, I walked aimlessly around my small coastal Florida town of Navarre taking pictures of whatever happened to catch my attention. I’d like to say they were the best pictures I’d ever taken. To say that before my death a miracle occurred and I captured my last.