"Up to just over two weeks ago I was a normal forty-year-old man. I was exposed to a new man-made virus that alters the body. There are two different ...nes running around inside me, that's why I've got a male half and a female half."Mandy laughed. "Seriously, though. This is due to female hormones, isn't it?" No!" Paul exclaimed. He pulled back the bed covers. "Look here," he said pointing to his waist. "This is where the two halves meet."Mandy bent over to examine Paul's waist. Her mouth. Then I pressed her boobs, licked the tip of the right nipple, and kissed and sucked them harder. My girlfriend was moaning, “Haha umm haha ufff” and then I drew the ‘U’ symbol with my tongue on her body and switched to the left side of boobs.I almost did the same thing as I did on the right side of her boobs and nipples. Then I proceeded to her face kissed her on her lips, cheeks, forehead, and gave a peck on her neck. Ashwini moaned, “Umhh ahaha haha.”I again came back kissing from her face to. When I was finished starting with him he would be distended, not to mention that he would be erect, rigid. What a lovely language that provides so many ways to describe male arousal. I wondered what it said about our attitude toward women that the only word I could come up with to describe my state of arousal was lubricated. Where is our vocabulary? It was early enough to fit in another round and get him home before anyone became concerned about where he was. I pointed to a painting on the. You begged me to do something back then so I thought since he did it AGAIN, that I would take matters into my own hands!" "That's my cue to leave." Riley's muffled voice comes from behind me. Scoffing, my mouth pops open a little. "Don't leave me alone with him! He's fucking handsy!" Our friend leaves the room with a shake of his head. I finally bring myself to look Jay in the eyes again just to see that he is furious. Normally he goes along with the cheeky comments, but right now is not the.