" Thats it Sally me and you are going to have lots of fun together but you are not done yet."He then flipped me over and put his knees under my thighs...and gripped me round the waist with his big hands and started pumping me on his dick as if I was a rag doll. Pretty soon I was orgasming again. Then he pulled me up to him and kissed me. Then he flopped back on the bed with me still impaled on him."Have a rest then we will see if we can finish".After I had got my breath back he started pumping me. --Margaret Cho"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects".--Les Dawson"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship".--Sharon Stone"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time".--Robin Williams"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No'".--Woody Allen"Erotica is using a feather; pornography is using the whole. “Daph, I’ll see you later. Hope everything’s okay, Carmen.”“Thanks, Mal. I’ll call you in a few if that’s okay.” She called over her shoulder.Mallory nodded. “Okay, then. See you.”Daphne sat on her bed and sipped her cola. She watched with mournful eyes as Carmen stared at her blank laptop screen. “Carmen are you sure you’re okay?” She eked the words from her throat, afraid to pierce the silence.“Yeah.” Carmen spat. She did little to hide her dismissive tone. Her head never moved, and the. We said bye to her and went back to watching our movie.After an hour, we went out to buy some vodka and ordered pizzas. While we were drinking and eating, we were high enough to talk trash.Kishore – Dude, your mom is so hot. Wish I could see her naked.Me – Shut up, bro. It’s my mom you’re talking about.Kishore – That’s the truth. No wonder why the male teachers stare at her during Parent-Teacher meetings.Me – Yeah, that’s true.Kishore – Dude, Rakhi aunty must be so great in bed. The person who.