I must be saved,” grabs a pack and jumps.The Pope turns to the Boy Scout. “My son, I have lived a ling, full life. Take the other parachute and sa...e yourself.”The Boy Scout just smiles. “Don’t worry, Your Holiness. The world’s smartest man just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack!”The following items are compliments of J & B.After the brief Falkland Islands war, a British regiment commander was addressing some troops under his command who had heroically performed above and beyond the. I want hear about the ones you think would embarrass me. Do you miss her?" Yeah, I miss her. I know she's happier and better off where she is. And yeah, I really miss the great sex, but so it goes."Okay, the remote control is just what it sounds like, six inches of vibrating plastic that she could... hmm... insert. It could be turned on and off by a little wireless remote that looked like a remote entry for a car. We'd go out and I'd get to carry the switch. I just had to make sure she wasn't. Andru anni bath roomil irunthu en peyar soli azhaithaal.Ena anni endru keten? Anni soap thenthu poi vitathu athanaal veetin ulle puthithaaga soapu eduthu vanthu kodu endru solinaal. Naanum sari endru endru soli veetin ulle sendru soap eduthu vanthu kathavai thatinen. Naan anni ulle aadai aninthu irupaargal endru thaan ninaithen aanal kathavai thirakum pozhuthu anni nirvaanamaaga nindraargal.Kathavai paathi varai thiranthu sexiyaana udambai kanbithaargal, anniyil periya iru mulaiyai. As I lay in bed, my body tingled with pleasure as I replayed what had just happened. ‘Was it a one-off?’ I pondered. The following morning Jeff gave me a naughty wink prior to his regular back washing ritual. During all three meals that day, my knee also got what would now become a routine squeeze. That evening, regrettably nothing further happened with Jeff.The following night, however, I was gently awoken by him. He stood next to my bed with his finger over his lips in a shush gesture. I.