Umbridge was every bit as despised as Imogen had expected, and the Gryffindors were aghast that she had made a conscious decision to teach them nothin.... All of them feared for their O.W.L. exam in the subject, as did many students in the other houses. Imogen had no doubt that the meeting at the Hog's Head would be well-attended. But she had no choice but to go- she could hardly stay behind now.Imogen approached the Fat Lady's portrait, whose resident seemed not to care for Imogen very much."Not. And before they left my dog came in and they got it on with Sparkey also.The next door was that college frat party. I don’t want to remember that! I got drunk and stoned, and the football players decided to have a guy party. Big hairy linemen fucking me, me fucking pre-freshmen who were visiting the college, even the boys in the high school debate team that were visiting fucking each other. Nope, not wanting to relive this.Then it was the next door, and my mom is forcing her aunt to go down on. I wasn't worried about her finding out, just annoyed at the interruption. Oh well. At that point I realized I was pretty hungry. I figured we weren't going out for dinner and a movie after all so I got up and threw on my boxers and headed into the kitchen. "Hey, where'd you go?" Meridian yelled a couple seconds later."I'm going to order a pizza," I shouted down the hall. "Is pepperoni and olives good for you?" "That sounds yummy," Meridian called back. "Hurry up and come fuck me!"Having placed. What a bother. Out of the ashen mist and falling embers stood a highly sexualised, horned figure of a woman- or, at least, the upstairs was that of a female- and below hung a pair of full, meaty balls and a long, girthy cock.When your eyes started functioning again, it was clear to see, beyond all reason, that a demon/demoness (you weren't sure) was now standing in your humble flat. You scrambled backwards, further up the sofa, before the winged, damned creature caught you in its sights."You.