"You know, most guys would be proud that their wife produced twins. Graham behaves like its some kind of affront," Brian said to me whilst we were sta...ding at the bar waiting to be served.One other rather strange thing happened that evening. Emily's mother came up to me and asked me to dance with her, something I could never recall happening before. Whilst we danced she talked absolute nonsense to me; to be honest, I thought she had overdone the booze a little, but she didn't appear to be. Being small had advantages as many men thought they could abuse her without realising it was her who was in control. When she agreed to marry it had nothing to do with love or even the sex, which in reality was very disappointing, his 4 inch cock barely passed the lips of her cunt and he was unable to wait more than 5 minutes before offloading onto rather than into her.Once married it was easy to move to England and whilst on the boat, mid Atlantic, she had made it clear to hubby she was a girl. ..." Please no, please Mistress" It all depends on you!"She then walked out the room again. What was this, what am i going to do!Then the sound of heels again, the door opened...."I want you to meet some of my friends"What, she had brought friends!! Oh no, please no!In walked a 6 foot 4 guy, he was huge, followed by another very well built guy, followed by another, and another and then a female walked in!"This is him, this is the little slut shore who thought he was getting into my panties. I quickly ready myself and make off to work in less than 8 minutes.Cutting myself off in the middle of a session is a bad thing. I walk around in a half-aroused state quickly gaining an erection at the slightest wisp of a thought even remotely related to sexual pleasure. This day was no different. I open up the store 90 minutes before the next worker arrives. I wound up only 15 minutes late and was able to catch up by working faster than usual. Well into my routine I had the fateful epiphany I.