She says “Your organ isn’t very big”. he replies “Well I didn’t expect to be playing in a concert hall!”A fairy godmother decides to grant...three wishes to a little old lady.“What would you like for your first wish?” the fairy godmother asks.The little old lady says, “I would like to be rich.”POOF! Her rocking chair turns into solid gold.“And for your second wish?” asks her fairy godmother.The little old lady says, “I would like to be young again.”POOF! The little old lady is now a beautiful. "I think the band will survive another rehearsal without my muse," I said.Kristen looked at me suddenly, her eyes narrowing.I think I might have agreed too easily.Kristen said, "How about tomorrow after school, Patty?"Patty forced a smile. "That sounds fine."The subject changed, but I noticed that Kristen continued to look at me suspiciously during the entire lunch period.Kristen made damn sure she was at rehearsal. Mr. Proilet saw that and smiled. I asked Kristen if she wanted to do a solo on. C.R. Dam I’m not going to get the beach today. Anita had been looking forward to a day at the beach with friends from school for weeks. It was a hot summer’s day in Miami and instead of going to the beach party that she had planed, she was on her way to the airport to pick up her Uncle Dave, a man she hadn't seen in five years. As Anita took the 405 freeway out to Sky Harbor Airport she wonders if she would even remember what he looked like, after all she was only eleven years old when he. Unhe dekh kar mane ma se kaha ki ma aj ma aj to ma the angreji style me hi chodunga. Ma ne hansa aur kaha ki ma to teri hi hu tujhe jaise man kare vaise chodna. Hma log kafi der tak bate karte rahe waha pe baithe baithe. Dheere dheere andhera hone laga.Beech me dim light on ho gait hi. Wai beech me hi ek kart se kuchh khana leke aya ma aur ham don ne khaya. Rat ke 8 baj chuke the. Ham log khana kha ke thoda sa walk karne lage. Walk karte karte hamlog beech ke side me ek andhere kinare me pahuch.