Now most of those things I thought I'd put off for a day or two until we reached a town with a good sex shop, but after Ben told me about something yo... said you'd be interested in trying I thought I better send him to get one particular item." But won't Ben have trouble buying something that only adults are suppose to have?" Gwen asked in concern."You're forgetting that all of Ben's alien forms look like adults," Max pointed out. "The store clerk may give Ben a long look because of his alien. ‘I did it, Daddy.’‘And what happened, honey?’‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bedwith no clothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresserAnd now she isn’t moving at all!’‘Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?’‘He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too...He was all scared and he jumped out of the back windowAnd into the swimming pool.But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the waterLast week to clean it.He hit the bottom of. So you can just sit there and jerk off looking at me but you better not lay a finger on me, got it?!” She laughed as I quickly began jerking off while I was staring at her sexy white body and her legs in those sexy high heels. She kept taunting me and put her thumb and index finger up in measurement, reminding me of the small size of my penis. She continued laughing at me as she stood in front of me and told me how sexy she knew she was and how much I was going to miss having her. She was. For fuck's sake, who blushes when they're on their own?I can't think about it now; I still need to write out what happened.I'm a cheap date. At 114 pounds, one beer is about as much as my system can handle, and ten minutes after I put it in, it wanted to come out the other end. Seems like the only time I can control my bladder is on patrol – because I have to – but any other time... ? It started when I was pregnant, peeing every ten minutes, but Jimmy was nearly five years ago, so things should.