"Kiki has taken a singular fancy to you Jick, followin' yeh everywhereyeh go! Ye'd think he would blame you for what happened to him," saidthe captain..."Kiki doesn't look like a him," I said pointedly. I hate when someonemis-genders a transperson, even if she's not quite a person.Three-Fingers laughed roughly, "Under that dress 'es more of a man thanI am!" Yes, I'm afraid Kiki's dreams were not realized even in that respect,"said Jick, producing what looked like a small brandy bottle, "But. I wished I had brought my surfboard. There were almost 2 metre glass waves breaking left about 40 metres from the shore. I love left breaking waves. I surf with my right foot forward. They used to call this “Goofy foot” because most people surf with their left foot forward. Maybe it’s because I am left handed or I just learned to surf that way. Making a bottom turn into the curl is easier when the wave breaks to the left the way I surf and right breaking waves are best for people that surf with. ”“Golden Badger 3 Zulu, this is Tasty Rabbit 3, go.”“Tasty Rabbit 3 this is Golden Badger 6,” the CO transmitted and gave a short concise report on the activities of the two patrols.“Badger 6 this is Rabbit 3. There will be a flight in thirty-six hours that will pick up reports from all of our border posts. Have your reports ready when he lands. Include the film and all of the intelligence data that was found for analysis here. Do you copy, over?”“Roger, Rabbit 3, we’ll have everything ready. Areyou ready for that?" After a little more discussion, the Cummingsladies got into their car with their designated gifts, and began thedrive down Route 70 to the other side of the state to meet the family.Happily there was no snow this year as of yet. After an hour and a halfdrive, turning off at route 206, they arrived at his grandmothers house.Danielle took a deep breath and pulled her lipstick out of her purse andturned down the vanity mirror. "God Danielle, you are such a girl. .