She estimated the population of horny ghost cavemen in her home to be close to a thousand. There had to be this many cocks fighting to double up on ea...h of her holes and maintain an unyielding rotation 24/7 despite only taking a minute or two to ejaculate. Not a second passed after the throating cavemen finished, that a new one took his place. At least they had given up on fitting two in her mouth. Never mind, Kierra thought as a second one tried to join in. Kierra had chipmunk cheeks and teary. "H. L. Mencken"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"George Bernard Shaw"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."Benjamin Franklin"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."Dave BarryBeer:. Christmas was just around the corner and Paul had left Chicago for home to spend a few days with his family, returning on Christmas Eve, determined to spend it with me, feeling sorry over my decision not to go to Oregon with him and absolutely refusing to go home to my family. I’ve been away from home for three years now and I am not ready to go back, yet. As annoying as the topic of Christmas was to me, I loved him for being so sweet and attentive. ‘Santa Clause!’ I heard him yell even before. Carol must have felt the same way because one day she came up to me and told me we should see other people. She did say the sex was good and we could still see each other until one of us was in a committed relationship.I had to laugh but I did agree with her. At least we broke up before things got too serious. I kept busy and still dated different women. I lived a pretty full life.It's been a year and a half since I graduated. I joined an exercise club to keep in shape. One day I ran in to my.